Funny Whatsapp Status
- If I can look beautiful in my adhaar card,I bet I am handsome
- My study schedule : Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr
- Reason why i change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.
- To save water , I drink V0dka
- Marriage is subject to market risk.
- Mahh phone,mahh status.LOL.
- Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!
- Its always fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves ( whatsapp status funny )
- I didn’t fall,It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
- Which exercise machine do i need to impress girl? Trainer said ATM.
- My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny
- If brain is powerful why don’t everyone use it.
- Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo i use.
- I shampoo can be rich looking why can’t we.
- With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
- Engineers and pressure cooker are similar- Both can handle pressure very well.
- Please be patient because toilet can handle only 1 a$$ hole at a time.
- If silence is golden,animals are gold mines.
- Your serious talks also makes me laugh. ( Best Funny whatsapp status )
- Haste Raho-Hasate Raho-Khush Raho.
- Behind every great man, there is expensive woman.
- Can’t you be little loud,I can’t feel your energy.
- I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.
- I have had a great day,but that ain’t today
- A man is as young as woman he falls for.
- Why God?Why don’t beautiful girls don’t have brain!
- His I.Q. is so low you don’t need 2 hands to count it.
- Problem is the only thing which need not be sought after.
- They thought I wanted a Job, but I just wanted a pay checks..
- Women can debate on any topic,EXCEPT GK
- Can I click your photo, I love capturing natural disasters.
- Many times a man makes mistake of marrying whole girl when he loves her dimples.
- You can never convince a women who gives you s3-x
- I asked God for a money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.
- Dear auto-correct, Please stop changing my harsh words into nice 1’s.
- You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
- Staying in contact with your Ex is just like making an regular phone call to your teacher.
- Its always that the junior and senior batches have nice girls. ( Latest Whatsapp Status Funny )
- I can explain it to you but I’m afraid your skull might blast.
- I’m the boss and so is my wife.LOL
- I have enough money to survive whole life, unless the keys of locker are with my wife.
- If people are talking behind your back, just FART
- I am experiencing life @ of 30 WTF’s every day
- The swimming pool is a best and safe place to fart.
- Good girls are actually bad girls who never get caught. ( Whatsapp status funny )
- Sarcasm is one of the service offer.
- Psychiatrist told me that I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion, you’re ugly too he said.
- If you’re talking behind my back, just kiss my a$$!
- Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigar to think.
